entry the first
First of all, the reason that one cannot keep a snake as a pet at Hogwarts is because it will try to eat someone's cat. And then I have to take points. Against my own house. So to whomever owns the 'innocent-and-wouldn't-hurt-a-fly' snake that is not so innocent and would hurt a lot more than flies: get rid of it. Now. Before myself, one of the other Prefects, or the Head Girl sees it. It won't be pretty.
Second: Why do top hats make people look more distinguished? Men, at least. Ladies, sorry, but I think you've other ways of looking 'distinguished'.
Third: Olivia's birthday is fast approaching. As a present to her, you should all be on your best behaviour.
//Olivia//
My dear, I am having the hardest time selecting a gift for you. I plead typical maleness. What do you desire, dear cousin?
//end//
Second: Why do top hats make people look more distinguished? Men, at least. Ladies, sorry, but I think you've other ways of looking 'distinguished'.
Third: Olivia's birthday is fast approaching. As a present to her, you should all be on your best behaviour.
//Olivia//
My dear, I am having the hardest time selecting a gift for you. I plead typical maleness. What do you desire, dear cousin?
//end//